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  FENT ZOMBIES OF SALEM

SALEM

SHITHOLE SIMULATOR

Survive Oregon's capital of despair

25 Locations 35+ Events Global Leaderboard

CHOOSE YOUR

DEGENERATE

Pick your archetype. Your face becomes theirs.

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Lancaster Tweaker

Classic zombie. Knows every meth lab in town.

+2 DRUGS start
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Cartel Princess

Daddy's connected. Start in East Salem.

+$500, East Salem
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Suburban Soccer Mom

Wine mom gone wrong. Xanax ran out.

+$300, West Salem
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Homeless Vet

Served overseas. Now serves sidewalk.

+20 HP, slower heat
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Runaway TikToker

Left home for clout. Streets got real fast.

2x share points
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Corrupt Salem Cop

Badge and donuts. Takes bribes, sells evidence.

+$1000, starts 50 heat
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Fentanyl Chemist

Breaking Bad Salem edition. High tolerance.

Drugs can't kill, $500 cap
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Wallace Park Zombie

Already half-dead. Nothing left to lose.

20 HP, +risk everywhere
T1
❤ 100
💰 $50
🔥 0
💊 0
💖 50
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