SALEM

Shithole Simulator

Survive Oregon's capital of despair

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SALEM

SHITHOLE SIMULATOR

Pick an archetype. Survive Salem. Escape if you can.

DAILY CHALLENGE

$500 BONUS

⏱ --h --m left

Player

T1 Score: 0

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SAFE ACTIVITIES

❤️ HEALTH

100

💰 MONEY

$50

🔥 HEAT

💊 DRUGS

💜 MORALE

🌡️ WARMTH

100

🍔 HUNGER

🎯 WIN CONDITIONS ▼

🚌 ESCAPE 0%

💰 $0 / $3,500 ⏱️ 0 / 16 turns 🔥 Heat ≤ 6

🏰 EMPIRE 0%

💎 $0 / $15,000 net ⏱️ 0 / 20 turns 🔥 Heat ≤ 8

🛡️ SURVIVOR 0%

⏱️ 0 / 50 turns ❤️ 30+ health

💰 DEBTS ▼

✅ Debt free!

💰 DEBTS

🎯 WIN CONDITIONS

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    YOU MADE IT

GAME OVER

SURVIVED 0 TURNS

HOOD 0 red zone turns

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SHITHOLE SIMULATOR

DAILY CHALLENGE

GAME OVER

TOP DEGENS

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SALEM

SHITHOLE SIMULATOR

DAILY CHALLENGE

CHOOSE CHARACTER

GAME OVER

SHARE YOUR DEATH

TOP DEGENS

SALEM HOOD MAP

FAMILY NIGHT

GET HIGH

BUY DRUGS

ADD TO HOME SCREEN

ABANDON THE HOOD?

YO HOLD UP

WHERE YOU GOIN'?

SURVIVAL NEEDS

DEBTS & LOANS