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Salem Shithole Simulator plays best in portrait mode

SALEM

SHITHOLE SIMULATOR

Survive Oregon's capital of despair

25 Locations 35+ Events Global Leaderboard

CHOOSE YOUR

DEGENERATE

Pick your archetype. Your face becomes theirs.

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T1 Score: 0
❤️ HEALTH
100
💰 MONEY
$50
🔥 HEAT
0
💊 DRUGS
0
💜 MORALE
50
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SURVIVED 0 TURNS
FINAL 0 SCORE
HOOD 0 red zone turns
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Your run ends here, fool.

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WHERE YOU GOIN'?

You still got a game runnin', fool! You really wanna dip out?