Salem Shithole Simulator plays best in portrait mode
Survive Oregon's capital of despair
You must become one of us to survive...
Your real Google face will be your character
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$500 bonus if you complete it!
Pick your archetype. Your face becomes theirs.
_____ / \ | ^_^ | | _ | \_____/ YOU MADE IT
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What we doing, fam?
How you wanna do this?
Install Salem Shithole Simulator - play as your real face anytime!
Your run ends here, fool.
Something went wrong, homie.
You still got a game runnin', fool! You really wanna dip out?